Free Porsche

So BGB motorsports group in Florida apparently crashed their Porsche Cayman S at a recent round of the Grand Am Continental Tire Challenge series.  The remaining pieces are being given away with the following sentence being the only rules.


The contest winner will be selected based on a 50 word submission titled “What I Would Do If This Crashed Race Car Were Delivered To My Doorstep.”

My Response: 


1. Quell Excitement.
2. Troll e-bay for LS engine on the cheap.
3. Install turbocharged LS amidships.
4. 2011 GRM Challenge.
5. Redline Time Attack Series.
6. 25 hours of thunderhill.
7. Targa Newfoundland.
8. Land speed record at Bonneville.
9. Make "regular" Porsche owners weep.
10. Drive every day as a crazy commuter.
11. conjure immaculate Martini Livery.
12. Wake from dream.